Worst chat up lines

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  1. Var

    Varley Active Member

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    can i smell your fanny..... it must be the drains then!
     
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    You don't sweat much for a fat bird do you?
     
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    tyke69 Well-Known Member

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    fancy a shag?
     
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    Remember my name cos you will be screaming it later!
     
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    HEY! Do you like diamonds? Well suck my ****, it's a gem! 
     
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    grab thi coat cos were fecking,works everytime
     
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    Come 'ere young heiffer and ler I love ee.

    A speciality down here [​IMG][​IMG]</img>[​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]</img></img></img>[​IMG]
     
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    The Albatross Well-Known Member

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    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
     
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    Cazi New Member

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    Awwwww
     
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    The Albatross Well-Known Member

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    Bad that though innit Cazi? corny as owt .......

    .... dunt work either!!!
     
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    Aye, I must admit, I'd probably laugh if a fella said that to me

    Or I'd tell him where to go [​IMG]
     
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    S.M. Well-Known Member

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    fancy a scat?
     
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    The Albatross Well-Known Member

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    Bet you would ..... probably to the bar!!!
     
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    no love, it's normal for it to discharge like that....
     
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  16. Gue

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    suckmeoff - said reight fast.
     
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    The Albatross Well-Known Member

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    Hello darling. Fancy a bottle of wine and a dose of my chylamdia?
     
    The Albatross, Aug 18, 2006
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  18. Gue

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    Any chat up line.
     
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  19. BFC Dave

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    so errr, your 16th birthday is next Tuesday is it ?
     
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  20. Gue

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    Want to see some puppies ?
     
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