There isn't, and never will be, anything that comes even close to this. This is the ONLY right answer, and will remain the only right answer until the end of time. May as well close the thread now.
His version is great, but I’ll never forgive Jeff Buckley for introducing Hallelujah to the undeserving masses & spawning a catalogue of hideousness..
The boys of the NYPD choir Were singing "Galway Bay" And the bells were ringing out For the Christmas day You're a bum, you're a braggart You've lost all your swagger And the word around town is you ain't much in bed Call a squirrel Cause you're nuts You're a kick in the gut Happy Christmas, my arse I'll be glad it's our last