Worst ever Daves/Davids

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  1. Tyk

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    1) Call Me Dave Cameron
    2) Mellor
    3) Koresh
     
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    Kevin Kline
     
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    As stated - Cameron.
     
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    Richard Gere as King David not his best performance.

    David Ike.

    Mellor wins though hands down with a pervy face like that, one of them yerd just wanna keep punching all day long.
     
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    Jim Davidson
    Simon Davey
    That Freeview Channel
    Dave Dee of Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich fame
    Everyone called Big Dave
     
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    DAVID BADDIEL - about as funny as ricketts

    hth
     
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    Perkins, Flitcroft, Fox...

    Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk
     
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    Sorry, absolutely no contest.

    David Batty - the dirtest little sh*t ever to walk onto a football field.
     
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    Good penalty taker though.
     
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    I don't know what was worse about that penalty. The fact that he'd never scored one in his life or Kevin Keegan categorically stating that he wouldn't miss when put under pressure in the commentary.
     
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    To be fair to Keggy Keegle, the commentator asked him directly if Batty would score. Biggest faux pas I've ever heard from a commentator that. Keggy can't win, what's he supposed to say: I think he'll miss?

    Keegan's worst error of judgement was at USA '94 when someone got an elbow in the face that smashed his skull to bits and Keegan blamed him for having hold of the other lad's shirt.
     
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    Wasn't that a Brazilian player who elbowed a US player out on the wing?
     
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    It was definitely by the touch line and involved Brazil but I've forgotten the exact details.
     
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    Yes it was.

    [video=youtube;30rSHY9aFBI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30rSHY9aFBI[/video]

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30rSHY9aFBI
     
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    That's the one. Keegan blamed the guy who got elbowed. Wouldn't mind hearing that commentary again if you can find it. Haven't heard it since that day.
     
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    Blaine? - although the gitwizard has been quiet for the last couple of years.
     
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    Leonardo wasn't it? Him who appears on BBC as a pundit sporadically.
     
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    David Gest (his face, to be honest).

    David O'Leary (his voice).

    Dave Jones.

    Dave Simkins. A lad I grew up with. Always had to go in for his tea earlier than anybody else and if we were laiking with his ball he always took it home with him because his dad didn't trust them 'up Cobcar Lane'.
     
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