Would shagging Kylie Minogue really be the best thing???

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    You'd have to go to all that trouble of having a shower and wearing your best pants. And with the price of condoms nowadays, it wouldn't be cheap. And what if she wanted you to take her out for a drink first, or even a meal! The price of the whole evening would could sky rocket. Then there's the fact that eventually you'd have to stop shagging her and go back to doing ugly birds. You wouldn't be able to live with being so low after being so high. Best bet all round is to carry screwing munters and sell all your best players or summat.

    Yours, a barmy b.astard.
     
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  2. zoe

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    No. Shagging all of McFly, all at once, would be way more fun ;)

    :D
     
    zoetyke, Dec 14, 2007
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  3. The Mannster

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    I'd settle for Dannii.
     
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  4. Wes

    Westie Well-Known Member

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    Use the paper bag method mate

    It always works for me. Your imagination can work wonders.
     
    Westie, Dec 14, 2007
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    RE: Use the paper bag method mate

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    True Westie, but even with paper bags, McFly are still blokes. ******.</p>
     
    Plankton Pete, Dec 14, 2007
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  6. arc

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    Do you seriously think you would be able to shag her??

    because i dont...i wouldnt be able to get it out of my pants before its "over"
     
    arcticmonkeyred, Dec 14, 2007
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  7. BFC Dave

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    She doesn't do it for me...

    ... now Kate Winslett, that's a different matter
     
    BFC Dave, Dec 14, 2007
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  8. Farnham_Red

    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    ??????????????????

    I cant believe you have even spent the time thinking that through (dunno)

    No brainer for me - I even have permission from the Mrs should I get the chance :)
     
    Farnham_Red, Dec 14, 2007
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  9. Thrappo Tyke

    Thrappo Tyke Well-Known Member

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    RE: Use the paper bag method mate

    :D
     
    Thrappo Tyke, Dec 14, 2007
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  10. kestyke

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    Be like throwing a sausage down Peel Square

    She's not called pint sized for nothing.
     
    kestyke, Dec 14, 2007
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  11. Durkar Red

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    RE: Be like throwing a sausage down Peel Square toilets

    (2gay)
     
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  12. Gue

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    Australian munter....

    end of.
     
    Guest, Dec 14, 2007
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  13. FWF

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    all a bit of mystery

    why blokes find her so attractive. Plenty more ladies to have fantasies about. See GQ.com.
     
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