Would this help ease the pain?

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  1. fir

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    Any fan who goes to Anfield and is known to be a "proper part timer", should be arrested, and taken to Oakwell on a freezing cold February night. They should then be forced to watch (on the newly installed big screen) re- runs of
    Coventry 4-0 Reds
    Reds 0-3 Wednesday and
    WBA 7-0 Reds
    followed by a reffing masterclass video by G Willard.
    Patrick Cryne could pay for fans to be shipped in to sit directly behind the part timers & whine continually in their ears. Other "shipped in" fans could have the role of continual swearing/ trumping/ racist chanting & spitting to add to the occasion.
    Afterwards the part timers would be made to listen to re-runs of "Praise & Grumble", with gloating Wednesday, United and Donny fans could enjoy taking the piss. The "Proper part timers" would only be allowed home after walking through wind/ rain/ snow & hail for 40 minutes. This should be repeated at regular intervals over the next 12 months.
    Then, and only then would the "proper part timers" have come close to earning their day out.
     
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  2. Sta

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    Only one possible explanation for that post

    (pint) (pint) (pint) (pint) (pint) (pint) (pint) (pint)

    Tend to agree tho.........
     
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    Actually no

    Still trying to detox after the weekend.... and preparing for Sat(!)
    Just really disappointed about the whole thing (and I got a ticket).
     
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    Well don't tell the others

    But I was never going to spend all day queing for a ticket had simply too much to do.

    I have posted and moaned a lot on here about it but I have also tried to make some constructive suggestions.

    I didn't expect to get a ticket for myself but I feel desperately sorry for fans, especially kids, who missed out.

    Ask Spartacus if he enjoyed his birthday? He's a prime example.

    Anyway enjoy the day none of this is your fault.
     
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    this detox type thing....

    ... haven't had a drink in Feb, drinking freash orange and sparkling mineral water. Going to the gym, eating museli, salads, pasta, salmon etc. In bed by eleven. Every morning I jump out of bed....... well not really, I have to force myself out of bed later than usual feeling like ****. If this is withdrawal symptoms **** me !!!!
     
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    RE: Well don't tell the others

    Only reason I got one was because my mum got there 9.30 ish. I was supposed to be working but had a meeting til 9pm, so could afford a couple of hours in the middle of the day (which turned into 3 and a half). Otherwise I would have been stuffed, as my mum wouldn't have stayed all 7 hours without a break. Any other day this week would have been impossible. I don't feel guilty about my ticket, (I reckon I'm in the top 6k deserving cases), but I am annoyed about folks who have, & have not got tickets, and was appallled at the no of Senior citizens standing out in the freezing cold.
     
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    RE: Well don't tell the others

    He's got a ticket now and so it's good news (Y) (Y) (Y)
     
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    Happy Belated Birthday Spartacus

    You deserve it enjoy the day.
     
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    I should have collected season ticket booklets from the people I know, so they didn't miss out. There was a woman a few places in front with about 10 booklets and a bank plastic bag with a rolled up wad of hundreds of quid.
     
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    Now you tell me!

    We'll try that idea for the next round - you queue up, I'll pay for both tickets! Fair deal?
     
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    RE: Now you tell me!

    Next round? Being optimistic there mate lol. A Penguin and a pint will do me. Anyway, it's much more fun when ya sat with plenty of people ya know. For example my group of six is five guys and a girl. She will be a great time.
     
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    The Sawtooth Diet

    I've been doing that since October, except at weekends. Lost 5g already.

    I'm on what I call the sawtooth diet. Monday to Thursday eat nothing except leaves and grass, and drink only water. Weight gradually goes down. Then, Friday comes, along with assorted curries, pints, Chinese takeaways, more pints, English breakfast, fish and chips, pints, wine, beer, ale etc etc et. Weight goes shooting up until Monday comes round again. Repeat and plot weight v time on linear graph paper.

    Get the idea?
     
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