Would you pay £85 million for someone that has surely got chimpanzee in him

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  1. Young Nudger

    Young Nudger Well-Known Member

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    #1 Young Nudger, Sep 1, 2013
    Somewhere along his bloodline.........one of his grandparent or maybe great great grand parent must have been a chimpanzee - you only have to look at him to realise this

    He's the spitting image of Cornelius off Planet of the Apes (1968) .........you only have to Google Image that to see the likeness

    I suppose that's why he is so strong and his shots are unstoppable - cos they say that chimpanzee's are 7 times stronger than a human

    It all adds up
     
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    #2 Simon De Montforte, Sep 1, 2013
    Stop monkeying around :)
     
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    #3 KamikazeCo-Pilot, Sep 1, 2013
    You might dislike his features but I bet you can't ape them
     
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    Young Nudger Well-Known Member

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    #4 Young Nudger, Sep 1, 2013
    No be reight.................its not funny. What happens if the chimpanzee part of him comes out.

    There's been stories from places like America where they have kept them as pets and then they have gone wild - a womans face was bitten off by one.
    What happens if suddenly Bale goes barmy and starts biting other players and bites a player like Ronaldo on his leg or on his ar.se so Ronaldo cant run anymore.

    Remember Ronaldo cost a lot of money as well.
     
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    #5 KamikazeCo-Pilot, Sep 1, 2013
    I'll watch that space then. Until then please stop monkeying around
     
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    #6 Moose tyke, Sep 1, 2013
    Pure monkey business.
     
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    #7 woolley mammoth, Sep 1, 2013
    £85 million! If you pay peanuts you get monkeys
     
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    #8 Zebedee, Sep 1, 2013
    I don't mean to pry mate, but are you qualified to make such a statement?
     
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    #9 MarioKempes, Sep 1, 2013
    Reading some of the posts on here makes me want to go ape.
     
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    #10 Bossman, Sep 1, 2013
    Bloody hell nudge you're right


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    #11 woolley mammoth, Sep 1, 2013
    Can see why spurs would find £85 million ape-aling
     
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    #12 Tyketical Masterstroke, Sep 2, 2013
    Should have gone to Villa to join up with Shay Gibbon.
     
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    #13 Eaststand Lower, Sep 2, 2013
    Would you pay £85m for someone who Martin Devaney made look stupid
     
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    #14 Watcher_Of_The_Skies, Sep 2, 2013
    Nudger really needs to get that monkey off his back.
     
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    #15 EastStander, Sep 2, 2013
    I suppose the answer is a big money move to Barcelona for Devaney!
     
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