depends...... .....if I was going to be stapled to Eliza Cuthbert then stapled. If I was going to be stapled to Timmy Mallett then hole-punched.
RE: depends...... What if Eliza Cuthbert had just adopted 15 highly dependent vietnemese lemmings and your responibilty, being stapled, was to nurture the poor little buggers, consuming 20 hours of yor day. And you cant say Timmy Mallet cos he's DEAD.
Timmy Mallet......... ...........is dead?! WTF, I must have missed something! I will happily look after, love and nurture Ms Cuthbert's small furry thing without any questions asked.
I have been stapled. It hurt. But I would still choose stapled, because although it hurt, I know what its like. Better the devil you know and all that. I would imagine for the hole-punch to work, somebody would have to jump on it.
Panic over - Timmy Mallet is alive and well......... .........working for Radio Berkshire. Dunno where you got you're information from matey - maybe you were confusing him with Mo Mowlam?
also............ ..........there's very few bits of your body you could actually fit into a hole punch. Ear lobe, foreskin, eyelid? That's about it I reckon.
RE: also............ That bit of skin between your thumb and 1st finger. Actually thats roughly where I got stapled.
RE: also............ No not really, just an older sister who 'accidently' stuck a staple in the back of my hand. Also the same sister who managed to throw a dart into the inside of my wrist. Im sensing a trend here.
