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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Never be able to have sex ever again, for the rest of your life, not even a w a n k, OR be able to sleep with whoever you wanted to, whenever you wanted to - but every team you reached orgasm that person had to do a sh it in your mouth?

    I'm proper, proper bored. And lived in Germany too long.
     
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    RichK Well-Known Member

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    S hitting in the mouth is something me and our lass do regularly so I am probably too biased to give a serious answer to this important moral dilemma.
     
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  3. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Which actually backs up my response to this question - that you'd probably just get used to it and anticipate it in a Pavlovian stylee.
     
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    This question has to be ranked alongside the greatest questions of our generation and therefore I suggest this is put to BFC as the number 1 official question from the BBS. We should ask for answers from PC, The Don, Hill and Flitcroft.

    Gally please can you do the honours http://www.bfcst.org.uk/QuestionforBFC.aspx
     
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    So that would mean Louise Mench ****ting in my mouth.

    Go for it.
     
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    Can I have a **** and then s**t in my own mouth instead? After all, no one knows how to touch me the way that I do myself.
     
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  7. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    A physical manifestation of what her party has done to our town for thirty years. Satirical - I like it.
     
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    Extremely Northern Well-Known Member

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    Exactly what I was getting at. And I spelt her name incorrectly to add to the point.
     
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    Mmmm tricky.

    if she was force fed on sweetcorn and I could guarentee the size and viscosity of stool then 'B'. However are there not severe logistical issues with being up her chuff and s**tting in ones mouth at the same time?
     
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    Goo gle 'Cleveland Steamers'
     
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    DimsiRupsi New Member

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    Can I suggest a third option: just interrupt it everytime you're about to reach orgasm. Problem solved. Next question...
     
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    Durkar Red Well-Known Member

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    Tha talks sh.ite anyway so its a no brainer for you.
     
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  13. The Full Ponty

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    Simple answer:

    I don't mind your Missus cacking in my mouth.

    Hi Kids.
     
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    Re: Simple answer:

    nearest i ever got to this situation was when one night in a drunken stupor i mixed up my hemorrhoid cream with my Colgate tooth paste.....needless to say my mouth tasted like sh1, t- but my a-r-s-e- had a ring of confidence
     
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