Would you rather....

...have both your ears chopped off, or have the words "I AM A lovely person" indelibly and irreversibly tattooed in massive letters on your forehead?

 

Id like both.

 

Both

Then I couldn't hear what people were saying about my tattoo.

 

See you tonight. Have you got a needle - I'll bring the cleaver. </p>

Also - you'll need to buy some contact lenses as your glasses will be rendered useless.</p>

 

I couldn't fit

"I AM A lovely person" in massive letters on my forehead. Who do you think I am, Chris Shuker?

 

Lifty your fringe up

there's acres of space.

 

I thought..

I already had those words on my forehead anyway ! ff