Would you re-marry?

<span class="postbody">A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks THE question.



WIFE: &quot;What would you do if I died?

Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: &quot;Definitely not!&quot;

WIFE: &quot;Why not? Don't you like being married?&quot;

HUSBAND: &quot;Of course I do.&quot;

WIFE: &quot;Then why wouldn't you remarry?&quot;

HUSBAND: &quot;Okay, okay, I'd get married again.&quot;

WIFE: &quot;You would?&quot; (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: &quot;Would you live in our house?&quot;

HUSBAND: &quot;Sure, it's a great house.&quot;

WIFE: &quot;Would you sleep with her in our bed?&quot;

HUSBAND: &quot;Where else would we sleep?&quot;

WIFE: &quot;Would you let her drive my car?&quot;

HUSBAND: &quot;Probably, it is almost new.&quot;

WIFE: &quot;Would you replace my pictures with hers?&quot;

HUSBAND: &quot;That would seem like the proper thing to do&quot;

WIFE: &quot;Would you give her my jewelry?&quot;

HUSBAND : &quot;No, I'm sure she'd want her own.&quot;

WIFE: &quot;Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: &quot;Yes, those are always good times.&quot;

WIFE : &quot;Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: &quot;No, she's left-handed.&quot;

WIFE: -- silence ----------------

HUSBAND: &quot; ****.&quot;
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I like that one.