when i was on holiday i was sat next to a nice man, i'm sure he said he was named after some kind of dragon. this man said me and him wasn't like all the other people there because of our skin colour. he was right, we were both very pale, and the rest of the folks were either pink or brown. he kept saying about us being a minority, i think he meant that everyone else was in the pool. we just stayed on the sun beds. i'm sure as i can be that he owns a very large cleaning company in england, because he kept going on about some kind of cleansing needed in england, and that he would sort it out. must be a real big company he owns. at night he used to see the man and some of his friends doing funny dances with his bed sheet over his head. i never seen this kind of dancing before and i thought the nice man was going to have problems when he was dancing around his fire. i think that man was having a barbeque but i'm not sure. the dragon man left on wednesday, cos he said he was going onto television the next day, he never said he was an actor and i can't remember seeing him on coranation street.hayley is my favourite, she reminds me all the time of my jenny. he must be more famous than i thought because he was in all the papers when i returned. he gave me his postcode to contact him now i'm home, but the silly man only gave me the first 3 letters. i think i will go for a run now. forrest gump