New idea for a game show where cheeky spiky haired midfielder Nicky plays a telephone prank on an unsuspecting member of the public.</p>
Catchphrhayes- Where Duncan Norvelle and Roy Walker chase Paul Hayes from Barnsley to Scnuthorpe and bum him down a dirty alley.While Beagrie watches.
Colgan's Run - Goalkeeper Nick performs a series of comedy sketches, ending in hilarity as he decides whether to come for a far post cross.
Duncan Norville lives in Darfield now!!! Always in the Garden street bookies...... Chase me chase me!!! fecking Gay barsteward I'll fooking shoe you when I catch you. Oh ****** I've fell for his gameplan.......I feel stupid now
RE: Flinders Keepers E-Noel-a-gay - Former Reds coach Noel Blake flies a plane round Japan, dropping H-bombs whilst getting drybummed by Steve Parkin.
Reid Dawn Paul Reid fends off hordes of Russian invaders with a spatchelor and a copy of The Beano 1974 annual.
King Tonge Dale Tonge roams round skull island getting his brown wings by loving hordes of tyrannosauras rex whilst eating coconuts and swinging in a giant Dunlop tyre
RE: Howards Bay There's Something About Mary - Matty Appleby dresses up as a tranny in a hilarious attempt to get straight men to try and bum him.
Prisoner Kell Block H Richard Kell's balsa wood legs are prison wardens who prevent the smuggling of pile cream.
Hendrie the 8th v Richards the 3rd Fat arsed Anglophile super John in a ''Predator v Alien'' style inter-galactic battle with Marc ''Triple X'' Richards.
RE: Prisoner Kell Block H Jim'll Fix It - Crater faced midfielder Jim Dobbin looks into the shady world of Asian spread betting and attempts to raise money for facial surgery by corrupt betting on the timing of the first throw-in in the Macclesfield Town vs Stockport County game.</p>
The X Tiles Carl Tiler investigates strange happenings in Barnsley hotels. Mainly in the 'Ashley Ward' suite.
Rhodes around Britain Andy Rhodes visits Towns around Britain showing the kids how to keep goal & dye their hair.
Reid Dwarf Captain Reid and his friendly feline dwarf Shukes scour interstellar space looking for a way back to full fitness.</p>
The X Spacktor All Nigel Spankmans crappy buys compete to see which one turned out to be the least talented.
RE: A Taylor Two Cities Fifty-year-old, one-legged, 27-stone goalkeeper Martin Taylor stands still as strikers from Bristol City and Swansea City blast shots past him. His appearance fee is blown on a prosthetic limb and a kiosk of pies.