WSB4 on the way to the printers.

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  1. Dys

    Dyson Well-Known Member

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    Interviews with:

    - Darren Sheridan
    - Doyle Security
    - Jacob Butterfield

    And pieces by:

    - A Hull supporter on the rebrand
    - Everton fanzine on John Stones

    Along with loads of other ****.

    http://weststandbogs.co.uk/product/WSB4

    All profits to Barnsley Mens Health Group. On sale above or at the Leeds game in the usual spots.
     
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    Barry Taylor interview next month ?
     
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  3. Dys

    Dyson Well-Known Member

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    'What's yer favourite biscuit Baz?'
     
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    *answer deleted on legal advice.
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Will you be in your normal position on Saturday, mate? Also, what time will you be there (as I'll be getting to the ground early)?
     
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    Question 1: You get invited to your 37th free FA event of the year. It's at the Grosvenor & the invite says "Business Casual". Do you wear:
    (a) A neat charcoal or dark blue suit, matching shirt & club tie. Tidy brogues with dark socks.
    (b) A suit, maybe cream or light grey, with a floral shirt. No tie. Pointy shoes.
    (c) A dark brown patterned blazer, grey trousers, patterned mauve jumper, yellow shirt, random tie, white slip on shoes, baby blue socks, white rimmed glasses & matching white belt.

    Question 2: Is money:
    (a) Too tight to mention
    (b) The main thing that's wrong with Association Football
    (c) The only important thing

    Question 3: Your Grandchild is born in a Bupa hospital. For £50 - what name would you accept for the child:
    (a) Jennifer
    (b) Britney
    (c) Super Bupa Steel Panther

    Question 4: "Financial Fair Play is an intrinsic part of Football strategic planning". Do you:
    (a) Agree
    (b) Disagree
    (c) Ooohh, look - a picture of some kittens. Aaahhhh.

    Question 5: You are part of a televised interview. Do you:
    (a) Leave most of the talking to the football people
    (b) Put the view of the Football Club across both sensibly and forcibly
    (c) Sit in the corner and silently rock backwards & forwards

    Question 6: What do you do for BFC?
    (a) I represent the club, and its fans, at the FA on numerous levels
    (b) I advise the board on numerous matters
    (c) Erm - I water the plants in the boardroom

    Any others?
     
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  7. Dys

    Dyson Well-Known Member

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    Usual spot mate, from about 2pm.
     
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    Good enough for me. See you there with my groats & farthings, young sir.
     
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    Dyson Well-Known Member

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    Look forward to it mate.
     
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  10. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I think you should both wear wrestling leotards:

    The Dyson Deaconoid Destroyer v The Baaaarsnli BigLil Bummertron

    Now THAT would raise some WSB cash for the dogs home or whatever alleged charity you're supporting (paying your No 7 bar-tab) this month.
     
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    7. How the **** are you still here ?
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    If you were the referee, it'd be like a Hollywood blockbuster. Robin Hood versus Sloth from The Goonies, refereed by Mark Gatiss.
    Dyson
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    The Full Ponty
    <img src ="http://hampsteadtheatre-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/assets/Image/1857-fitandcrop-560x350.jpg">
     
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  13. The Full Ponty

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    Properly pissing myself.
    My new beard looks just like that ... apart from the massive silver bits in it.
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    8. I've been luck enough to sponsor many BFC games over the years. Why, Barry, are you on 80% of the pictures?
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    I thought I'd select three piccies which perfectly represent the three of us.
     
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    Agreed, although you don't have that much hair.

    Yours,

    The "Head" of the Luxurious Hair Department
    L'Oreal UK
    69 Imworthit Avenue
    Baldington
     
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    The truth can hurt.


    Yours


    Daft, ugly, bald, old codger

    Uglies R us (Chairman)
    Revolting Avenue
    Uglyville
    Grotesqueshire
     
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    Has the orignal subscription run out now or does it include this one?
     
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    Subs are for the season mate so includes this.
     
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    Tidy.

    Cheers.

    Be sure to let us know in here or summat if you end doing a renewal
     
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