wtf it's 5.50am

I'm sat reading the bbs and I'm not alone.

 

nearly 9am here, have left the bedroom on the pretence of "making some tea" for the missus. Could be in for a bollocking if she wakes up soon.......

 

I woke up with a headache and needing the loo.

nothing to do with wine obviously.

 

same here - I could also blame it on the mexican meal full of chilli beans I consumed last night, washed down with a few of pints of Russia's finest, but.......

 

yeah, alcohol doesn't affect me like other people. I pretend to wobble about, slur and go to the loo every 7 seconds, so people don't get suspicious of my amazing capacity for booze and to take the focus off them looking stupid.

Do they thank me?

 

Jesus, it's amazing how ungrateful some feckers can be eh?

 

well am here, been on nights finished at 7 this morning.

 

And i'm going to bed as i've been up all night, just got back from my second airport run. (zzz)