Xmas notice

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  1. Bol

    Boltonred New Member

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    Just to make people aware to be extra careful over the xmas period.

    Some sad b$stard decided to spike the wifes drink on Saturday night, and was found collapsed in the toilets and rushed to hospital. Lucky for her, she was found by a friend and not some bloke who had other things in mind by adding the crap to her drink!

    Turns out three other women got done too.
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Seriously not trying to wind you up ...

    ... but are you aware of the study conducted this year that showed that a massive majority of women who claim to have had their drinks spiked were merely pissed?
    Can't recall the percentage, maybe Paul D can find it out - but it was an eye opener.

    Not saying for one minute that your Missus wasn't spiked.

    I remember that most people were actually a bit ill, didn't realise it & went pear shaped after only drinking a fraction of what they can usually handle ... but kept drinking in rounds until they were in a right tangle.

    In conclusion - when I boffed your Missus round the back of the pub she seemed fine.
     
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    RE: Seriously not trying to wind you up ...

    Lol......

    I dropped her off in town at 8pm and got the phone call from the bar at 9.30, during that time she had only had 3 drinks. I could understand if she had been out 4-5 hours, but not 90 minutes.
     
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    Aye.

    A lass here was out after work a few months ago.
    She had 2 glasses of wine (and she can drink pints for England) ... the next thing she knew she was being woken up in the bogs.
    Took her to the hospital & the tests showed she'd got some type of winter virus - she'd not been spiked at all.
    It also showed she was still just under the legal driving threshold.

    By the way - tell your Missus same time next week, but she'll have to put more effort in next time.
     

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