Yay, Wang's back.

Eyup Wang, me old China (get it?),

As per my previous note, I am extremely interested in your exciting proposal.

However, and this may come as a shock to you Wang, so I hope you're sitting down - I've been made aware that there are certain unscrupulous people out there Wang, and as my old Mother used to say to me "you can't be too careful, ****". So - I need you to answer a security question. Can you please let me know the identity of the delicious meal number 37 at the Wing Ho Chinese takeaway on Tennyson Road in Barnsley. I will then be able to trust you with my bank details and all the other cack that you are no doubt about to ask me for.

Tara for now,

Matty



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Date: Thu, 8 May 2008 00:47:11 +0800
From: wanghzhang5@yahoo.com.cn
Subject: ??: RE:



Dear friend,
Thank you for your response. I am Mr. Wang Hongzhang, Disciplinary officer, people bank of china, 32 Chengfang Street, Xi Cheng District Beijing. Our client, Khazeal Hamood Hasaab made a fixed deposit valued at $24,500,000.00 (Twenty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars), for 18 calendar months in my Bank. Upon maturity, several notices were sent to him but no response came from him. It was later discovered that he and his family were killed in Iraq war leaving no living witness to this fund. I would like you as a foreigner to stand as next of kin so we can receive his funds. Should you be able to handle this, indicate your interest, then I shall provide you with more details on this operation.
Wang.







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Now then Wang.

I would be mostest interested to hear your proposal. Hopefully we can have a mutually rewarding and harmonious business relationship. Incidentally - I have several friends through business in China - have you ever met Wing Yip from East Beijing? He does a cracking stir fry, like. He also likes to cook the cream of Sum Yung Guy.

Yours in sport

Matty F



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From: WEBOX@PBC.GOV.CN
Subject:
Date: Tue, 6 May 2008 22:37:49 -1000




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Dear Friend,
I am Mr. Wang HongZhang,Chief Disciplinary Officer,People's Bank of China, Beijing .I have a business proposal of US$24.5million for you.Contact me for more details.Reply at your earliest convienence.






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How do they think people will fall for this

Somebody had deposits of several million, but as they've not come back to claim we've selected you at random to be their next of kin!

 

RE: How do they think people will fall for this

Well, I believed him. He's Chief Disciplinary Officer of the Peoples Bank of China, ffs.

Chief Disciplinary Officer. He'll have me over his knee.

 

RE: How do they think people will fall for this

I did wonder why a bank needs a disciplinary officer!

 

Look at this http://www.pbc.gov.cn/english/</p>

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And here he is, the cheeky little monkey. Look at his lovely face.

http://www.pbc.gov.cn/english/hanglingdao/hanglingdao/wanghongzhang.asp

 

There are 94 million people in China with the surname Wang.

Whilst I'm on the subject, there are 40 million practicing Christians in China. One catholic church in Shanghai holds 2000 worshippers and turns away the same number when full every Sunday!

 

Tha's dropped a reight clanger nar

Obviously a proper kosher guy, with qualifications, wanting tolet you into his various openings and you're slow timing him. No wonder they have to have disciplinary officers.