yeah but ... hang on ... how ... wtf?

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  1. AIR

    AIRTyke New Member

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    I thought the same when I first read the article
     
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    Looks a better business model the the Horrace the Invisible Friend that was for sale on ebay the other week
     
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    AIRY

    I've got a massive mansion for sale in my head. Your wife will love it.

    It's a snap at £30k. No legal fees at all.
     
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  5. Gue

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    How many bedrooms? Swimming pool? En-suite?

    Ar lass may be interested!
     
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  6. Gue

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    The 'Harvey' syndrome
     
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    Let me know how many you're thinking and I'll get back to you. Swimming pool and ensuite definitely. There's also a secret room for the blokes full of women and that.
     
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  8. Gue

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    Secret room

    Does it have.......</p>

    A Bar?</p>

    Snooker and/or Pool table?</p>

    Topless service?</p>

    Galaxians table top arcade game?</p>
     
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    Hang on ...

    Do you have a seller's pack?
    Have you ever had any disputes with your neighbours?
    Which fences belong to you and have they ever been storm damaged?
    Will you be leaving the dustbin behind?
    I want any removed wall fixings 'made good'.

    And I'll offer you £20K. There's no chain behind me. Honest.
     
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  10. Isl

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    RE: Hang on ...

    The sellers pack will be sorted, once you've told me everything you need. But you might have to move quickly on this one as someone else is biting at the moment. no pressure obviously.

    The neighbours are your best mates AIRy but they're far enough away not to bother you. Have you ever had any disputes with your best mates? It's walls not fences (keeps the riff-raff out) and they're solid and have a lifetime guarantee.

    You can keep the dustbin.

    No problem, they're good.

    Be sensible with your offer. The secret room could be a clincher for the other buyer.
     
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    RE: Secret room

    Yes.
     
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  12. Gue

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    Table top Galaxians? You're kidding! Seriously?</p>

    Does it have a fitted plug?</p>

    Also, forgot to ask before, sorry......is the secret room security coded to avoid unwelcome visitors (should they stumble across it by accident that is)?</p>
     
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  13. Isl

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    For now

    Let's just assume that the answers to all your questions is yes.

    Now can I have my money.

    AIRy's on the phone at the moment. The price is going up I'm afraid.
     
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  14. Gue

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    Any chance of a part-ex with a beach front condo that I'm thinking about? 
     
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  15. Glo

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    "It's walls not fences (keeps the riff-raff out)"

    Do the Governers of Parkhurst and Albany know you are selling their prisons from under them?
     
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    no dice
     
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    RE: "It's walls not fences (keeps the riff-raff out)"

    stay out of this. Unless you're buying. There's a festival room as well.
     
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