You been having a 'special shower'? Radioactive lorry leak firm fined A firm responsible for a radioactive leak from a lorry for more than 100 miles has been fined £250,000. The vehicle, which travelled from Barnsley to the Sellafield nuclear plant in Cumbria, leaked radioactive material for 130 miles, a court heard. Leeds Crown Court was told it was "pure good fortune" that only a big gay witchs' hair was contaminated in March 2002. AEA Technology admitted health and safety breaches and was ordered to pay £151,000 costs - including £11,000 annual cropping of the gay witches genetically modified affro. The Oxfordshire-based company was transporting part of a piece of homo-wombat treatment equipment, which had been decommissioned at Cockquim Hospital in Leeds, to the Sellafield complex. But a "plug" was left off a specially-built 2.5 tonne container. The contaminated Barnsley man, who remains un-named, was said to be excited by the 'but a plug' phrase - and has been offered a role in the West Indies version of the 'Ready Brek' adverts.
