you all do realise ...

that travelling-wise.

Swansea are the only team we could've been playing (out of the 92) that will be taking a different route to Cardiff.

It will be ok - but don't quote me on it when you miss the kick off.

 

As long as the delays aren't caused by....

A broken-down red LDV minibus!!!!!!

 

I take it that's yours

I'm taking me wifes company car cos I am not putting 600 miles on my new personal one. Oh no.

I've even sold it in as "why don't you have the use of my new car for the weekend for a treat".

10 miles to fanny-waxing salon and supermarket (max) I reckon.

Her Golf, hammered, abused and any speeding tickets down to her I feel!

UTR!

 

I got a bus up for Wembley.

The floor fell through at the back.

The people at the front were sat upright and then they leant towards the middle at a progressively more alarming angle the further you went back.

The driver said, "Don't worry, they'll only fall into t'boot."

 

A bit like the minibus, that golf!!!

Hammered, abused.... Couldn't get a speeding ticket with a nitrous kit and a following wind!!!!

Good night!

 

Not for me mate!