You are all inferior specimens of human intelligence.

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  1. Redstone

    Redstone Well-Known Member

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    In regards to the sporting encounter scheduled for Saturday 25th February the following Professional Footballer’s would be best suited to the task of a triumphant performance come Seventeen Hundred hours on the evening in question:
    Scarsella
    Tonge
    Atkinson
    Vaughan
    Laight
    Wroe
    Kell
    Kay
    Williams
    Conlon
    Joynes

    Although not well documented it is my limited understanding that Mr. Anthony Kay is the greatest Midfielder ever to play the sport of Football. Even though many of the Audience who attend the Oakwell Stadium believe his name to be “Kaye”.

    Mr. Nicky Wore is the greatest young talent since the Prodigy George Best. Moreover he is also Superior to the band the Prodigy!!!!!!!!!!

    Andy Ritchie You Mincer get it sorted art like!!!

    Death To Paul Hayes!!!


    And apolog ies 4 mi spelin am frum tarn
     
    Redstone, Feb 22, 2006
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    So then, Mr Knowitall. What's wrong with Tommy Beevor? Eh? Why isn't he in that squad?
     
    Guest, Feb 22, 2006
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    poor use of capitalisation.

    Thicko.
     
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    Redstone Well-Known Member

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    RE: poor use of capitalisation.

    Dunt Know WHAT you mEan im gud with capItals i am. Paris, Cario, London Hoyland
     
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    he is on the bench coiled like a cobra ready to have a bacon butty
     
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    Cario? Where's that then?
     
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    RE: Cario? Where's that then?

    2nd star to the left and straight on til morning
     
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    Perhaps he thinks he's German where nouns are capitalised!
     
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    RE: Cario? Where's that then?

    Sorry mate but I'm sure that's Neverland!
     
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    RE: Perhaps he thinks he's German where nouns are capitalised!

    perhaps i am german. did you think that?
     
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    RE: Cario? Where's that then?

    sorry my mistake its 3rd star to the left
     
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