The reasons being as follows: (1) Your team is full of homosensuals (2) Your fans are all a bunch of bin dwelling dog bummers (3) Your ground is a pile of cack on a stick It's a shame you Baaaarnsli inbred buffoons can't get points for every stone your women are overweight or how many tatooes they have. You all make me sick.
In that case, you must have a particularly weak constitution or a severely compromised immune system. Genetic, maybe?
RE: the original pigs... do you know you are the original pigs not the blunts because you used to have a player called trotter.
Oh aye ... The biggest pigs I've seen lately are those fat munters staggering around Baaaarnsli 'Tarn' centre on a Setdi neet.
Carib Owl did you read this about your "Big Club" earlier? http://www.barnsleyfc.org.uk/BBS/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=3283&mid=18534#M18534 BTW Did you enjoy the wedding? ff