Could be a unique quiz question in the future. "Which Champion having just won the title crapped in the ring."?
Rebel.. The boxer... Crufts 1982... Which leads me on to... Molly the poodle took one look at burt the bull dog.. And snapped... I say just look at the state of you.. How the hell do you expect to win anything today at Crufts... Looking like that.... Listen babe barked burt.. Pound to a penny I have a better time than you here today... I'm as fit as a butchers dog... In perfect health not a hair out of place and ready for today's competition Molly interrupted.. You want to bet Aye replied Bert game on Right then says molly... I will see you back here at 5 o'clock and we will see who comes out the best... 5pm came and burts stood there black eye.. bloody nose... Chewed ear and his bottom lip partially hanging off full of cuts and bruising whilst gasping for breath When in trots molly covered in Rossetts... My god says molly just look at the state of you now.. I'l have you know.. Ive had 3 firsts had 2 2nds and been highly commended So what says burt I've had 2 fights come 1st 3 f*cks and been highly recommended Taxi lol
This one most definitely isn't the champion but its the winner for me Best with sound on for the (not original) commentary
