You couldn't make it up...

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  1. Gue

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  2. Terry Nutkins

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    Give druggies a pay off...

    That'll get 'em off the scag then. A few grand in the pocket.</p>

    You might as well pay them in brown.</p>
     
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    brown?

    Hark at Terry Nutkins being all 'street'.
     
  4. Gue

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    Like listening to Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five.

    Not sure what they were upset about mind.
     
  5. Gue

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    RE: brown?

    I is goin drop some furious mo fo gangsta shi.t on yo punk ass.

    aaiii
     
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    Jeesuuus

    "They said once inside they were then made to go "cold turkey" which means the drug was suddenly withdrawn or cut short and they faced detoxification."

    Hang on, so, are we supposed to supply them with drugs, isn't that illegal.

    They should be thanking HMP for doing something about their problems. No wonder they are in prison, keep them there until they are clean.

    Grrrr...
     
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    I've got Coolio on my I-pod you know...

    I'm as street as you can get.</p>

    Don't be fooled by my Old man with a bald head persona.</p>

    Word.</p>
     
  8. Gue

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    RE: I've got Coolio on my I-pod you know...

    Coolio?? ffs I can't top that.
     
  9. Jay

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    I'm not so much street as

    cul-de-sac
     
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    My favourite film is sister act as well.
     
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    That joke was.....

    [​IMG]
     
  12. Gue

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    RE: My favourite film is sister act as well.
     
  13. Gue

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    RE: My favourite film is sister act as well.

    keep it real bro
     
  14. Gue

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    RE: That joke was.....

    100% Armitage Shanks
     
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    That's a nice little toilet you've got

    What are them things you've got perched up on the cistern?
     
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    This country is totally ****** up
     
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    A bottle of matey bubble bath for accidents and....

    a smelly thing for my curry plops.
     
  18. Gue

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    RE: A bottle of matey bubble bath for accidents and....

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Gue

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    I know,

    would have been better if the addicts were muslim.
     
  20. Gue

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    RE: I know,

    By Allah, tha walking a fine line there.
     

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