You know you're old when....

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    ICU Tyke New Member

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    You find yourself belting out Led Zeppelin at 04:45 and looking for some excuse to hook up the old amp!!!!..... I got enough wattage to vaporise the neighbours!!!! :D :D

    Then again, at my age..... (casualty)

    Too old to Rock and Roll, too young to die (I hope!!)... so I suppose I'll listen to Jethro Tull!!
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    You realise it's yet another bloody birthday tomorrow
     
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    You start watching COUNTRYFILE.
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    When you don't click on threads about bands, gigs, youtube music vids etc
     
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    you go to pubs where you are guaranteed a seat! :D
     
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    ... the hangovers, from drinking about a third of a standard session as a 25 year old, take a day and a half to recover from.
     
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  7. Gue

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    Indeed. I'm wondering whether to start drinking yet.
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    You walk into a bar and start talking to an attractive but 55 year old blond.

    Several hours and pints later, the same blond is 21
     
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    You've got more hair growing out of your nose than you've got hair on your head !
     
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  10. Gue

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    You know you're young when....

    You can't relate to any of this (neer)
     
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    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    Instead of a one-handed vault over a low fence you think 'f*ck it' and walk round.
     
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    A long lost mate bumps into you outside Oakwell, and says "I've got a spare season ticket - do you want today's voucher for a tenner?"

    "Go on then" I says, brandishing a tenner

    Gives me the voucher, then I noticed it was for an OAP.

    "Tha'll get away wi it" he says.

    Still 15 years to go to qualify, the barsteward.

    True story
     
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