You might be from Doncaster if............

One of my favourite comedians is an American guy called Jeff Foxworthy. Some of you may have heard of him.</p>

His act mainly consists of taking the stick out of Rednecks and being a Redneck himself it's okay. He always finishes with his 'You might be a Redneck if.........' routine.</p>

I thought we may be able to change this and change the Redneck part to people from Doncaster.</p>

Here goes......</p>

You might be from Doncaster if........</p>

Your working television sits on top of your non-working television</p>

You might be from Doncaster if........</p>

Someone tells you there is something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is</p>

You might be from Doncaster if........</p>

You buy a new house and all your friends have to help you push it into place and lock down the wheels</p>

You might be from Doncaster if........</p>

You've ever been accused of lying through your tooth</p>

You might be from Doncaster if........</p>

You work without a shirt on and so does your husband</p>

You might be from Doncaster if........</p>

You've ever emptied the back of your pick up truck by driving backwards really fast and slamming on the brakes</p>

You might be from Doncaster if........</p>

There are more than three electronic singing fish in your home</p>

You might be from Doncaster if........</p>

You have a home that is mobile......and 14 cars that aren't</p>

You might be from Doncaster if........</p>

You wear a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't</p>

You might be from Doncaster if........</p>

Somebody shouts, ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor</p>

 

Hes not funny.A hillbilly with loud shirts.

 

Or am i thinking of Bernie Winters?

 

"You wear a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't"

Plenty enough in Barnsley like that!