you might Chuckle? if you read it

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    oldtimer1928 New Member

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    A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership and past the Tim Horton's. Taking off down the Trans Canada Highway, he floored it to 120 kph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
    "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the 401, pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the RCMP behind him, red and blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

    "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nut case as he floored it to 130 kph, then 140, then 150 kph. Suddenly he thought ... "What on earth am I doing? ... I'm too old for this nonsense!" He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Mountie to catch up with him.

    Pulling in behind him, the officer walked up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes ... Today is Friday ... If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let this one slip by."

    The man, looking very seriously at the Mountie, said ... "Years ago, my wife ran off with an RCMP officer. I thought you were bringing her back".

    "Drive carefully and have a good day Sir" ... said the Mountie.



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    made me chuckle'' as it been warm enough for you ? it's chill time for me now , nice cold beers....(Y)
     
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    Hi Steve
    enjoying it,ALONE,
    she has gone to Eastbourne
    it ten pm ,and i aint even started
    woopeee
    have you eveer been lonley
    yes,
    its fantastic
    bottle number 7
    cheers(pint)
     
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    Good one!
     

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