You picked a fine time to leave us Luke Steele

©2008 [MENTION=6831]fitzytyke[/MENTION]

 

Oh - good one.

Tricky to come up with any verses though.

 

You picked a fine time to leave us Luke Steele
Four weak defenders and a League One midfield
We've had some close calls
You've flapped at some high balls
And now you won't sign your new deal
You picked a fine time to leave us Luke Steele

 

Fandabidozi.

 

Genius. Never let facts get in the way of your mastery of the verse.

 

Magnificent - anyone want some verses?

At a club south of Retford, his wages were bettered, and the con-tract length longer too.

He didn't want to leave us, hopes we don't achieve less, but in the end had to go somewhere new.

He said not to panic, 'you've still got Ben Alnwick, he's not quite as bad as you think.'

But I don't believe him, are chances are so slim, I fear that our teams gonna stink.

But let's not be too sad, it might not be so bad, getting behind them all is a must

I don't see a reason to be fearful next season, and that's cos in Flicker, I trust.

You picked a fine time to leave us Luke Steele...

 

Reckon if we send the lyrics old kenny would record it? For free?

 

Like.

 

Off the A1 at Woolley, in his wife's brand new Mini, sat a keeper in search of a club
'Cos his parent club's offer, wasn't worthy of bother, not enough for a new pair of gloves
He required resolution, to avoid destitution, so his agent's advice he had sought
But the deals in the offing, soon had our boy coughing, they weren't nearly as good as he'd thought

You picked a fine time to leave us Luke Steele
Four weak defenders and a League One midfield
We've had some close calls
You've flapped at some high balls
And now you won't sign your new deal
You picked a fine time to leave us Luke Steele

So to Grove Street he hastened, feeling suitably chastened, and asked Flicker if he might yet stay
Flicker thanked him for sharing, blathered on about layering, told him Ben was his first choice to play
With his confidence Flimsy, he departed for Grimsby, the graveyard of many ex-Reds
Where his frustration lingers, getting paid in fish-fingers, wished he'd re-signed with Barnsley instead

You picked a fine time to leave us Luke Steele
Four weak defenders and a League One midfield
We've had some close calls
You've flapped at some high balls
And now you won't sign your new deal
You picked a fine time to leave us Luke Steele

 

Lovely stuff Troff and Red West. Right enjoyed that.

 

For some reason I have Coward of the County going round my head. I'll hit youtube to refresh, or my Mam's cds....

 

Brilliant brilliant !!!

 

There's some real quality in this thread.

 

I don't drive, but I'm pretty sure the A1 doesn't go through Wooley? Apart from that, you are the Hal David of the BBS.

 

Brilliant! I'm posting that up on farcebook if he goes!

 

And no Nudger, that isn't a pop at Flitcroft....................

 

One of the best ever on here.

 

That is amazing.

 

I have to say that this is probably THE most inspired post I've read on here.

The only other one I think at this level is TFP friday night feight night.

 

BBS at its best