Whose prodigal Son will be the first to knock footy in the head when he discovers the wonders of ale & quim? My money is on Daniel San. Lack of a father figure & all that.
Aye. Or Jossy's Giants on BBC4. When I was a lad I got bought a book in which I scored the winning goal in the FA Cup final. It was one of those generic stories, where you pay to have your kids name inserted at a cost. Barnsley Chop's Missus is upset at him because she bought Daniel a load of them, but the Chopster thinks they are actual match reports. No wonder he got roused from his slumber to Bermondsey Bob & his gorilla chums holding pick axe handles.
My lads Under 9's played really well this week. Lost 8-0 but were unlucky. For the 6th goal the whole of the ball didn't cross the line, while I was checking for the goal line cameras one of their parents shouted 'it was in ref', so he gave the goal. Feckin parents!
Dunno, can you tell when they're 8? I'll have more idea after his balls drop I guess. He likes a beer though.
Why will they have to knock it on the head... Some of the lads down at Well don't seem to have much trouble combining the three...
It's easy to tell. Give him an Action Man. If he removes the camoflage slacks in the first ten minutes - then he's 100% bumfodder. He's also a fudge ferret if he likes French lager. FACT.
Yes, but ... ... do you really want your lad to become Robbie Williams? I didn't think so. I blame the parents.
