I was a bit sceptical about this so I tried a different tactic and I type 'massive nobhead' into Google to see what I got. This was the result: https://www.gov.uk/government/people/edward-davey I thought yeah that is very understandable but surely a coincidence so I looked down the list and in second place was this https://www.gov.uk/government/people/danny-alexander The list was very enlightening and the result was that I can confirm that Jay was spot on.
Watching an old QI the other day, and I reckon it's time MP's were chosen by ballot. We can't end up with worse than what we've already got.