Zombies!

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  1. Ses

    Sestren Well-Known Member

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    If you're going to Oakwell on Saturday, might want to take your baseball bat.

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    Remember baseball bats are not a good weapon against zombies. They are likely to snap at an inopportune moment. far better with a metal implement like a crowbar :)
     
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    kinell that's taking dead ball situations veeeeeery seriously :D
     
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    Also don't forget if you have a zombie in your cellar (or any other type of baddie) it's ok to go down and have a look, just make sure it's when you've had a power cut and the batteries are just about to go on your torch... PS, no amount of shaking said torch will get the torch working again, PPS, don't forget to trip upstairs when running away from baddies,
     
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    FFS, first they run out of Bovril, then when they do get some in, there's no pepper on the condiment station, and then THIS!

    Day to day, I'm not bothered about Zombies, as I would normally back myself to outrun them. However, with a larger than average crowd on Saturday, and the confined spaces on the Ponty concourse, I am undoubtedly concerned.

    Having said that I did manage to barge my way through a mob of similar creatures in the top right hand part of our stand at Oldham last Saturday, so maybe it'll be ok.
     
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    And remember despite them not running fast they will still catch you
     

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