Vacuum

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  1. Red

    Red Mosquito Well-Known Member

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    No Hemmsy, deliberately aggravating almost everybody.
    No Tyrone, being totally random with indesipherable posts.
    No Conan, and his questioning of all things red.
    Thank god Supertyke is back.
     
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    ...as your thread is titled 'Vacuum', did you ought to also give Dyson a mention?
     
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    Let's not forget Hoover Tyke and GTek red
     
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    I wish we would play a sweeper.
     
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    Red Mosquito Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to have to brush up on my puns
     
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    This thread sucks.
     
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    I’m selling my hoover if anyone’s interested??.... it’s just gathering dust!*


















    * copyright tim vine
     
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    I'm selling a Samsung 49" HDTV Smart TV, brand new in the box. Only want £100 for it as the volume switch is broken.
    But for that price you....(wait for it).... Can't turn it down!!!
     
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    I went on a once in a lifetime holiday.

    Never again.
     
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    Velcro..... What a rip off
     
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    Don’t brush this thread under the carpet
     
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    Black Beauty... now there’s a dark horse.
     
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    I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper – dicing with death.







    (also Tim Vine)
     
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    Exit signs.

    They’re on the way out...
     
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    Charities run by atheists are always non-prophet organisations.
     
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    I bought some new shoes this morning off of a drug dealer. I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day.
     
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    I wondered why the cricket ball seemed to be getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
     
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    I don't trust atoms. They make up everything.
     
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    People seeing into the future eh , whatever next ?
     
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    I had a globe when I was a kid. Thought the world of it.
     
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