Because Conan will be too shy to post this evening...

Can I please stand (on his behalf) by Conan's comment after the last game.

I'm here to help him out.

In case we forget, we should get rid of all of last season's squad, the management, the ownership, the turf, the car parks,the stadium, the Queen, the will to live, the remaining members of the Sex Pistols. We should get rid of the beer, but obviously there won't be any to get rid of.

This leaves only Dougall, Woodrow and Bahre (not part of last season's squad so exempt from the firing squad).

We are of course in the top 6, but Conan would still want it to be known that there is no merit whatsoever in this team.

And that the players' contracts (except for 3 named above) should be terminated asap.

Watch this space for Conan's picks for each of the replacements we will thereafter need. There have been no suggestions as yet. We await his pronouncements - perhaps there may be none.

Finally we must remember to celebrate another wonderful victory, despite being a crap team (which must be disposed of).

Thank you.

 

Bellend.

 

do we count alex mowatt ( the 2nd best player to come out of don valley high school) as he was out on loan for most of the last regime ?

 

Totally unnecessary.

He's allowed his opinion. League 1 is different to the Championship... do I think every player needs to be moved on if we get promoted? Probably not... doesn't mean Conan can't feel that way though. It's a valid point. We don't want to turn into a yoyo club.

You need to drop this obsession. There's the ignore button.

 

I suppose I should take it as a compliment really.

 

Haven't exactly covered yourself in glory here have you Toby

 

He can't help it. He wants me to notice him.

Shame that he's another one who cannot enjoy a victory. He's also robbed me of the chance to say anything positive.

 

Careful, you'll have Julian Broddel's perm after you.

 

I'm all for free speech.

Conan can come on and speak for himself. To his credit he never knocks anyone who wants to say what they think.

 

It reminds me of that time Mourinho called Wenger a voyeur because he was so obsessed

 

You can't let it drop though, it's a bit embarrassing

 

Yep. You said he should use the ignore button. Bit of a leap to go from having me on alert!

 

So you should.

If you want me never to respond henceforth to a post of yours, just say so.

We have won 4-0 away today btw

We should be up in the clouds.

 

Not up to me who you reply to. I'm not side admin.

You must admit this all looks a bit pathetic.

All it's missing now is a like from a club employee.

 

Congratulations.

 

What looks a bit pathetic?

Pray tell.

Can i repeat today's scoreline?

It seems to tell that we're not as crap as last Tuesday. Which was your cue to get rid of all the team.

 

I think it's that rather than enjoying a good win for Barnsley your first, and preferred, reaction is to come on here gloating and trying to score points against other fans.

 

He was posting on that exact thread that you referring to, nearly 2 hours ago. Did your **** not start tingling when it happened ?

 

Mate. Seriously leave it, have a few beers and toast a brilliant win

 

I know what you mean.

It is not against other fans. Just one. And that's stretching the definition of "fan".

It irks me to have someone else assert constantly that our players are crap. And all need replacing.

Yep it's gloating. When we win.

I can live with that.