I went to a fancy dress party dressed as sodium chloride. When I was there this bloke poured sulphuric acid over my head. I had to react.
A chemist walks into a bar and asks for a pint of adenosine triphosphate. The bartender says “That’ll be 80p.”
I was fine with this thread until this post and clearly ran beyond my chemistry limit - I really dont get this one. can anyone explain it in terms someone who has forgotten what they were taught in 1970's chemistry/biology classes can understand