At last a solution Sorry for the source....or should that be sauce https://www.dailymail.co.uk/science...oo-sets-humans-apart-rest-animal-kingdom.html
You don't want anybody too athletic as the meat will be tough....fat people too greasy. Somebody quite sedentary and middle aged (for fuller flavour) would be best.
I would be prepared to donate one or two choice cuts. I've tried exercise and various diets, including the ST diet, but nothing works. It would be a good way of getting down to my target weight.
The last 5 years are a mixture of real ale, Alt beer and German (Aldi ) lagers so not too overpowering !