Made me laugh

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  1. Farnham_Red

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    They all walked! - that sounds incredibly discriminatory against wheelchair users
     
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    Simon De Montforte Well-Known Member

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    They all went "OUCH!"
    It was an iron bar
     
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    Just finished my 30th marathon since lockdown started.

    Still can't bring myself to call them Snickers.
     
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    From today you can play football, so long as it is with members of your own family.

    Ipswich v Norwich kicks off at 19:45.
     
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    Timbeeeeeeeeeer, & down we go :eek:
     
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    Connor Well-Known Member

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    My Wife just asked me: "When the Hairdressers open again, what cut do you think would make me more attractive?"

    "A power cut" was apparently the wrong answer.
     
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    I was doing a crossword in the pub and said to my Scottish friend;
    “I'm stuck on one, ‘trapped on a desert island, eight letters, starting with M’ “

    He said “Marooned”

    I replied “Thanks, I'll have a pint of lager then !”
     
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    Hope you ended up wearing it.
     
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    There's a massive spider in my flat.

    I have named him 'Cotton-Eye Joe' because there are two things I really want to know about him.
     
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    I found out last night that there’s 3 types of female orgasm.
    1. The positive orgasm.
    Partner whispers “Yes, yes, yes “
    2. The negative orgasm.
    Partner shouts “No, no, no”
    3. The fake orgasm.
    Partner screams “TONJY, TONJY, TONJY!!!”
     
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    I'd like a laugh today, so if anyone would care to explain this one it would be appreciated.
     
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    It's a song by M
     
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    it relates to a song from 1979 by a group called M.
     

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