It’s all part of the script .....

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  1. John Peachy

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    You really could not make it up.

    We just need to start cloning players next as part of "the Plan." A secret Chinese lab has the DNA of Cauley Woodrow & his "replacement" is nearly ready.
     
    John Peachy, Sep 16, 2020
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    Can we clone someone who can score a goal instead.
     
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  3. John Peachy

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    Which player do you have in mind? According to my records Woodrow was our top scorer by a margin last season.
     
    John Peachy, Sep 16, 2020
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    They clone Ronnie Glavin instead, he comes back just as good, we all hail him as God on Earth, the film is banned a la Life of Brian for being blasphemous.
     
    CarltonRed, Sep 16, 2020
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    Winning at Loftus Road who`d a thowt it.
     
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    We'd need a time machine as well. If so, then throw in Big Mick, Ian Evans, Trevor Aylott & Banger Banks.
     
    John Peachy, Sep 16, 2020
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    We’re planning on collecting hair from all the Chelsea players next Wednesday
     
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    Not a bad idea. Could be done under the auspices of COVID testing. Now I can see a real "Plan" emerging. I bet Conway isn't really his name, come on, Con-Way, with Lee & his evil scientists... That would make better TV than Sunderland or Spurs. We could be bigger than Sheffield Wednesday in no time!
     
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    Wig for Struber? Anyone know what is hair was like when he had some, I reckon long haired wi a tash.
     
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    We could have that Lancashire lass Gracie Fields singing 'Wish me luck as we wave you goodbye' as we leave Oakwell for er possibly Rochdale ????
    or Marlene (Dietrich) singing 'Where have all the young men gone?'

    and in these PC days we need actresses - is Bette Davies still alive?
     
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    Clone Messi then lol. Call him summat else like "Bob". Should do the trick Baldrick
     
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    I find him most attractive in his hat, or when he's weeping, because he's just kept us up. Herr Struber's hair seems irrelevant.
     
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    Lovely Boy
     
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    Don’t say that or they’ll be wanting to annex Austria next and Germanise them all then it’ll be Yorkshire .
     
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  17. John Peachy

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    Maybe we can be annexed out of the UK? I'd happily become Austrian. Got to be better than being ruled by this crooked, floppy haired, bumbling fascist.
     
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    Can I suggest we call the documentary simply........
    LIAR LIAR
    Sums up Conway and co in my opinion....
     
    shed131, Sep 16, 2020
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    Except that no one sees it because ifollow crashes just as the ball is kicked.
     
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    if Chien Lee isn’t played by the Chinese chap out of the hangover films then it’s a disgrace.
     
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