Just Put A £1m Cheque Through The Wash

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  1. Con

    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    But dunt worry - someone gave me a tenner so I've used that to replace it. No problem.
     
    Conan Troutman, Jan 26, 2017
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    Why would I worry, nowt to do with me. Enjoy a drink or 2 with your tenner, you've earned it.
     
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    Loko the Tyke Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Has someone offered you anything upwards of £1.5 million to take the cheque off your hands?

    What date did you have to cash the cheque? It wouldn't have been worth £1 million forever ........
     
    Loko the Tyke, Jan 26, 2017
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    Excellent news. You're happy, we're happy.
     
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  5. Con

    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    I was going to give you half.
     
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    Tarntyke Well-Known Member

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    Very generous, I tell you what stick it ont Reds for win on Setdy
     
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    I dont think we're doing bad

    I'd never heard of Hourihane before we signed him. Or Mawson, or Roberts, or MacDonald, or Scowen, or Watkins, etc....ironically I've heard of Matty James and I rate him.....which probably means he'll bomb. Funny old game.
     
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  8. Jimmy viz

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    Hmm beer.
     
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    If you contact whoever issued you the cheque, I'm sure they will write you another one.
    Did you get the details of their cheque guarantee card?

    It's not all doom and gloom.
     
    Artisan-baker-red, Jan 27, 2017
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  10. Jimmy viz

    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    Does anyone even take cheques these days?
     
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    Our firm pays our wages by cheque :cool:
     
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    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    I miss the days of being paid cash in a little envelope
     
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    Can't beat cash on the hip ;)

    When they started paying into the bank at the pit I was one that opted for the little paper envelope (clear plasticy stuff by then so you could count and check it before opening ).
     
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  14. Andy Mac

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    That's money laundering that is.

    Sent via Royal Mail and typed up by my Tapatalk byatch
     
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    if you'd only hung on to the cheque until may, it wouldn't have been worth the paper it was printed on..................................
     
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