•Nominate Barnsley worst Speedbumps•

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I like them.

    They usually shake me awake when I'm driving home from the boozer, after rattling through a gallon or so.
     
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    RE: I like them.

    I'd have thought you'd have just staggerred down Pinfield Close from the Old Hall rather than driven!
     
  3. Gue

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    Pointless

    Just naming them, can we have pictures please.... (gent)
     
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    Old Hall?

    Full of swingers I reckon.
    So I only go there on Wednesdays.
    And Thursdays & Fridays & Saturdays.
    I chill on Sundays.

    Decent pool table.
    I bet it's been used for all types of stuff though.
    By which I obviously mean a table for buffets etc.

    Got to go.
    I fancy a fight with the chavs outside the Co-op.
     
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    another mmmmm

    a tha another one from round the same parts, or a frequent visitor....
     
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    I use the Great Houghton brothel regularly.

    Tell your lass I'll be round at half past seven tuneet.
    And tell her it's goat week - she'll know what you mean.

    I actually live in a large Tesco's plastic stillage - three doors down from Hartog's Hillards box.
     
  7. Gue

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    RE: I use the Great Houghton brothel regularly.

    There goes the neighbourhood.....
     
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    Either...

    Brampton or Mapplewell
     
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    Either...

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    Either...

    Brampton or Mapplewell
     
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    he he...

    she'll be sat watchin match with me...


    good effort though

    (Y)
     
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    Shuddup thee.

    I'll give you therteh six pence for the Hillards box.
    Best offer you'll get.

    Offer withdrawn.

    Did you hear that our Chesterfield friend got another stint at Her Majesty's pleasure?
     
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    Thats harsh

    It depends on which speed bumps. The speed bumps at vida/powerleage are shockers. If I dont slow down to 2 miles an hour, I risk losing my exhaust or twatting my head on the roof of my car. Any kind of stiff suspension and speed bumps don't mix. Would you rather I went over the speed bumps at 2 miles an hour and sped up inbetween, or do 2 miles an hour all the way in between.
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    Having said that, there are retards that slow down for speed bumps that aren't that bad. Especially the ones in the middle of the road that you can just drive over.</p>
     
  14. Gue

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    RE: Shuddup thee.

    I certainly did. If you have any means of contacting him although I'm sure you don't he really should stay away. Even people with no interest in Association Football whatsoever wish him harm. A bit spooky actually.
     
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    He's not getting owt from me.

    Sent him a letter last time & got nowt back.
    The robbing fecker can ballax.

    To the tune of "It's just like watching Brazil":

    Daz Brown!
    There's only one Daz Brown,
    He tried to take you down,
    He tried to sell your ground.
     
  16. Gue

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    Queen's Road/Metrodome link Road. Worst bar none

    There's even a natrural speedbump caused by mining subsidence.
     
  17. Ori

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    No it isn't ...

    I was referring to the 'standard type' speed bumps like the ones in Houghton/Thurnscoe, which can be driven over at 20mph fairly easily provided your road positioning is out ...

    If however you're in some lowered or skirted chaved up car then my criticsm stands unashamedly!
     
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    RE: No it isn't ...

    Nope standard car, but the suspension is a bit stiff. I can go over the narrow ones quite easily. But any like up at vida and I have to effectively stop. Which also means that if I know the speed bumps are fine I can go over them at normal speeds. But if its an area I don't know, then I can't take any chances. I have to stop at the first one to make sure its going to hurt and/or remove my exhaust.
     

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