A Mattress Has Just Been Lifted

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  1. Con

    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    in anticipation of a fee of some sort for a full back. Said mattress is now touching the ceiling but no plans to lower it in the short to medium term future.

    A few suggestions on how the mattress could be lowered slightly have been put forward, but these have all been met with snorts of derision.
     
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    Thank you Mr Memory Foam...
     

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