Husband buys his son an iPAD, his daughter an iPOD, himself an iPHONE and his wife an iRON. - The wife wasn't impressed even after he explained it can be integrated with the iWASH, iCOOK and iCLEAN network. - This triggered the iNAG service, which totally wiped out the iSHAG function.
I’ve told far worse jokes.....I use to have a car made completely of wood, ..wooden seats, wooden stearing wheel, wooden body, wooden engine...problem was it wooden go.
Clearly tha’s just made that joke up thi sen. As a first attempt it’s ok - but just keep trying because you’ll get there eventually. I would suggest tho, that at this moment you don’t give up your day job.
Liverpoolred, took his seat in the third row west lower Looking around he spots Young Nudger, in the first row, hiyup Nudger he yells, r did tha get on front row Young Nudger sharts back mi brother, ive got mi brothers ticket. So wheres thi brother then Nudger HES AT HOME LOOKING FOR HIS TICKET --- Ha hahahaha
Titus Magee and Bossman walking darn Oakwell lane Bossman finds a mirror looks in it and sez i know that bloke Titus teks it off him and sez while looking in the mirror of course tha does its me ya pillock
The joke appears to date back to 2011, although he missed out the last line: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/christmas-joke/82136825/
Liverpool are eyeing up two new players Jurgen Klopp thinks they'll be an instant hit an italian called ROBATELLY and a japanese called NICKAMOTA