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  1. Archey

    Archey Well-Known Member

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    fitzytyke2 Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear!

    Blunts fans talking about not testing himself in the "big arena".

    Do we have a different fixture list to them?

    Dee Dar imbeciles.



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    It started off so well before falling in to the usual delusion and talk of how big they supposedly are

    "That looks like an absolute steal. Maybe guaranteed first team football has persuaded him to sign for them. No doubt he'll be the next Mawson/Roberts/McDonald. They always pick up and develop good young players.

    Would've liked him here, he seems perfect for what we need and when we were linked I was hopeful we'd follow up any interest. Versatile, athletic, young, player of the season twice in a row and at only 200k very low risk."
     
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    Donny Red Well-Known Member

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    Jason has probably been born with weak elbows. He'd therefore be no good at elbowing opponents in the head
    and breaking their skulls in time honoured Sam Ellis/ Chris Morgan Sheffield United tradition.!
    He probably looked round both areas as well. If the World had piles they'd probably be in Sheffield 2.
     
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    fitzytyke2 Well-Known Member

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    I don't think he can kick the ball far enough to be one of their defenders

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    MexboroughTyke Well-Known Member

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    He'd be a great signing, oh wait now he's sh*t. Good logic.

    In fairness, we did try to sign Baldock in January, and he's just signed for them.
     
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    Tyke The Tree-Frog Well-Known Member

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    They don't half make me laugh, bless them.
     
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    Donny Red Well-Known Member

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    Baldock has history regarding persistent injuries. He was out with knee ligament damage
    and apparently he's got a troublesome calf that can on his own admission flare up without warning.

    Jason McCarthy has a better games played record than him so for my money he could prove to be the better
    signing. I'm crossing my fingers that our back office team have got some real quality signings lined up and that
    Mallan and McCarthy are just our starter for ten.
     
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    funny little lemons aren't they

    Better team? They've finished below us in like 7 of the past 8 seasons
    Bragging about the support? They're from a much bigger place so not exactly an achievement, plus we took more fans to BL than they did to Oakwell in the 14/15 season!
    Louder fanbase? Well I may be biased but we totally outsing them at BL every single time, especially when we relegated them and stopped their playoff hopes :p
     
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    Ha ha, what a set of ******* hysterical bairning fannies, faces liked slapped arses 'cos a player has ****** them off to play for us and had a bit of banter about it, sithi.
     
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    Wow !!!
    What an interview.
    This guy speaks really well and is a real up and at um type.
    If he plays anything like he talks we have potentially a great young player here.
     
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    Hope this is another team that thinks of teams like Barnsley ffs as a walk in the park. We didn't do too badly out of that last year
     
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    "the manager made it an easy decision" "After speaking with the manager....it was a no brainer"

    Translates ...If Hecky goes, whilst we may not be well and truly fuc*ed it won't be far off!!
     

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