Best inappropriate jokes of all time?

I don't mean jokes that are really rude or dirty but ones that are always about what might be a very sensitive subject matter at the time e.g. Madeline McCann, 9/11, Diana, Hillsborough etc.

What are the best inappropriate jokes of all time?

A few from the office this afternoon:

Q. What has four legs and goes "WOOF!"?
A. Piper Alpha.

Q. What was Diana wearing when she died?
A. A black bonnet.

Q: What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?
A: "It's Raining Men"

etc...

Any others?

 

Q: Which King had the most boys?
A: Jonathan King

 

So sorry...

Whats the difference between Madeleine McCann and the pope?
The pope died a virgin.

 

where did peter tobin buy his topsoil ?

lockerbie

 

Marc Bolan was on the radio the other day

and on the steering wheel and on the dashboard.

 

What was princess Diannas last words....

Feckin papperazi drive me up wall

 

What's the Queen Mother, and Princess Diana got in common?

Both died at 101!

 

Whats the only wood that dunt float?

Natalie Wood.



Coat, please.

 

What goes 1, 13, 119, 237, 333?

A Lockerbie postman.


oh, someone get mi coat!!!

 

Have you heard of the new thai diet?

Swim Fast.

 

whats difference between nike and the ku KLux klan? Nowt they both make blacks run as fast as ****

 

The original?

Did you know that Michael Miles is dead?

Yes.

Bong!

 

Don't think you've quite got the hang of this!!! nt

 

picked up a serbian whore tonight

she was called slobberdarnmidickubitch

 

That confirms it. nt

 

its inappropriate isnt it?
Or are creed jokes banned?

 

Oh i get it now.

 

Whats the best selling shower gel in Poland? Zyklon B

 

how to kill 10 million africans with one bullit....shoot bob geldoff

 

The last time I saw Robert Maxwell he seemed quite boyant (attributed to Ian Hislop)