Those wedding vows revealed... I Carrie Symonds take this custard-filled binbag to be my awful wedded husband. To spaff and to scold from this day forward, to batter and curse, get richer and richer, in slickness and wealth, to loathe and be hellish till lawyers do us part...
Nicked off Twitter?? I’d be curious if anyone can explain how he got married in a Catholic Church. I thought catholics didn’t allow divorcees to remarry or has that changed now
Seemingly as none of his previous marriages were in Catholic Churches they weren't recognised as 'official' by the Catholic Church.
By the way for any young female BBSers can I just point out the position of mistress has just become vacant
Look at the real one, Carrie's hand is relaxed whilst Johnson's hand is making a fist which apparently is a sign of unhappiness eg babies crying and making a fist. He's took the trouble to put a suit on and all the wedding trimmings but the tub of lard still somehow can't comb his thatch. And he looks like a father giving his daughter away.