Tonight's treat is Crawley Town v Whitehawk in the Sussex County Cup where one Brian Howard is at number 4 for the visitors. Despite clapping on the odd stone or six (this isn't Photoshopped) he's still remarkably mobile. Using his nous to save his legs, a la Jan Molby.
That overhead bicycle kick versus Cardiff. Now that was a goal. Can't see him reproducing that tonight somehow.
Whitehawk have also got Kevin Lisbie playing up front. Once scored a Premier League hat trick against Liverpool. 390 here tonight.
To be fair to Brian he obviously loves football if he's turning out in the Sussex County Cup on a January evening.