Bury FC Statement

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    Just wow.
     
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    All the right words, but not necessarily in the right order.
    I gave up after a couple of paragraphs.
     
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    Wot the chuffs an gaMmon.
     
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    You'll have missed the rants about the BBC, licence fee's, Proms then. WTF!
     
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    Mad. And the Chairman's note from a few weeks ago is even madder. Bury First Team page looks a bit sparse - 4 players?
     
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    I'm assuming that Voltaire only wrote the last bit.
     
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    If you didn't get as far as "Finally In A Totally Unrelated Matter" you've really missed out.
     
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    amazing!!
     
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    691c0ce32d038795e96062d95329921d5e9205ee.jpg Wibble wubble my old man's a mushroom.
     
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    They won their first ever match yesterday 5-0. Some feat with only 4 players.
     
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    If you actually read it out loud in a fake Bury accent, it all makes perfect sense.
     
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    You'd think they had been hacked by an angry teenage child reading that!!
     
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    I thought you were taking the Michael but I've actually seen that bit now!

    Makes our 21 word statement seem a thing of beauty in comparison.
     
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    I don't think he's got the whole public relations thing nailed, has he?
     
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    That's got to be satire, hasn't it?

    It certainly went from "classic football club statement" to "what the **** are they going on about" swiftly!
     

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