There’s a lady that I used to know She’s married now or engaged or something so I’m told . Had to edit that forgot bloody words lol
Or they would have watched it at home and paid £10 each. Costing nothing in policing or stewards (not sure how that’s even an argument anyway, it’s not like they hire more stewards at 7:45 based on how many people turn up)
Ours often go like this: Me - what time will dinner be ready? Wife - I've just put the oven on. Me - so how long before it's ready? Wife - I've just told you!
Wife . Has tha weshed pots. Me. Yes I av. Wife . Bet tha ent dried em Me. Yes I av Wife. Bet tha ent put em away Me . Yes I av Wife. That's a first. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Another. Me. where you put (any object) Wife . Int cupboard Me. Which cupboard .(12+ in kitchen) Wife. Tha knows which cupboard Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr