I actually blame the tories. First they impose withdrawal from the EU upon us. And now they are trying to infect us.
When I was in Ferry late one night on our cricket tour, I saw a bloke sprinkling a blue powder all over the streets. I asked him what it was, to be told "Hippo repellent". "But there are no hippos around here!" I said incredulously. "Good stuff this" he replied.