Would 69 be.. close to the weight in stones of the girl that tried to kiss you last night? That must have been awkward.
Very close She didn't try and kiss me, she launched herself at me, sat on my knee and wouldn't move until her sister dragged her away. So wrong. How do I tell my girlfriend I cheated on her with a random obese drunk who wouldn't leave me alone? And infront of my dad too, oh dear. And just for the record I didn't enjoy it.