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  1. Artisan-baker-red

    Artisan-baker-red Well-Known Member

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    I take umbrage with this...

    Santa doesn't just have Rudolph ya know....

    there are other reindeer, so do they just starve??? favouritism if you ask me....

    I prefer Dancer than that stupid red nosed eeeejit!!
     
    Artisan-baker-red, Dec 21, 2016
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  2. Sta

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    Did you know that the entire human population of the world, if they stood shoulder to shoulder, would fit on the Isle of Wight?
     
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    I think the Freelander 2 is more interesting.

    The Freelander has a five-star Euro NCAP crash test rating, although it earned this back in 2007 before tougher testing conditions were brought in.*

    *Dontchaknownow, as Robert Plant often said.
     
    tobyornottoby, Dec 21, 2016
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    What if the Isle of Wight was closed?

    WHAT HAPPENS THEN?
     
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  5. Spooky

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    Can we stand on shoulders, therefore doubling our chances?
     
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    They'd all have to go to Bradford instead
     
    Stahlrost, Dec 21, 2016
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  7. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Did you know that a male octopus has 8 testicles?
     
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    ********
     
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    What about babies? And also midgets and dwarves? This is a hightest comment. In fact how do you differenciate between a midgett and dwarf?
     
    Jack Tatty, Dec 21, 2016
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  10. Jack Tatty

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    Thats ******.
     
    Jack Tatty, Dec 21, 2016
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    "it's all uphill" and "it's all downhill" are both used to describe things getting tougher. what are your thoughts on that phil?
     
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    I'll keep feeding you the lines...
     
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    It's a big carrot ,plenty for everyone !
     
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    Babies, midgets and dwarfs are allowed to sit if they're unable to stand. There's only 7 dwarfs anyway so we can squeeze them in somewhere.
     
    Stahlrost, Dec 21, 2016
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    I don't like cricket, oh no!

    Sent from my SM-G850F using Tapatalk
     
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    A chap called Syd Johnson used to play for Monk Bretton many years ago. He was fat bald and 74 years old. The opponents did'nt half laugh when he went out to bat. They didn't laugh tho' when he started bowling
     
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  17. Jack Tatty

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    You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.
     
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  18. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Well-Known Member

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    But sitting would take up more space than standing therefore making your point null and void.


    Howzat?
     
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    No, no, no, there's eight dwarves now!
     
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  20. Jack Tatty

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    I was at the doctors surgery the other day and a chap was sat at the side of me looking in pain.

    I asked him what was wrong with him.

    He said that it was embarrassing in that he had a cricket ball stuck up his back side.

    "How's that?" I asked

    "Don't you start as well" he replied.
     
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