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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Not out. The extra area they occupy by sitting is exactly cancelled out by their reduced size.

    Anyway, I've just worked out that the entire world population would fit in Barnsley.
     
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    What if I don't want to?
     
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    Off to the moon wi thi.
     
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    Is the moon where the dwarves are from?
     
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    If you let me know the total surface area of Rochdale I'll see what I can do.
     
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    It houses Keith's ego every other Saturday afternoon, ergo there's enough space for every race in the universe.
     
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    No need for an ark then if a flood comes, we'll just park all the animals in Rochdale and all the humans in Barnsley. Together we will save the world.
     
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    And has this improved Greek cricket?



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    Do they keep the ashes in a Greek urn?
     
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    Go on then, I'll ask

    What's a Greek urn?



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    About five quid an hour.
     
    Jack Tatty, Dec 22, 2016
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    Never fails

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    This is by far the best Hemsworth Tyke thread we've had on here - well done everybody.
     
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    Is it true that the Greeks shout "Ouzo!" when they think they've got somebody out?
     
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    They don't play cricket.

    Or did you mean rounders? They play that. It was why they invented the Olympics.
     
    442, Dec 22, 2016
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    They do play cricket. They finished 4th in division 3 of the European Cricket Championships in 2014, captained by Aristotle Dropalotapopoff. Or was he Romanian?
     
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    That's it, I'm moving to Rochdale... :)
     
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